Burnt Fortune Cookie

A three-some with an asian girl & 2 black guys.

Tyrone: Ey, I'm thinkin of smashin' that oriental bitch Lucy
Lamar: Damn lemme get at dat too
Tyrone: Let's make a burnt fortune cookie

by prettyflvcko November 27, 2012

West Virginia fortune cookie

a biscuit with a food stamp in the middle

Those people went to the welfare office to get their checks and West Virginia fortune cookies

by Frosty2073 January 22, 2006

Fortune cookie cadaver

The body of a deceased person who had one or more tattoos. Some of the tattoos might offer some proverbial wisdom similar to that of a fortune cookie, others might mean nothing.

Mortician 1- Look at all these fuckin tattoos.
Mortician 2- Wow, theres writing all over their body.
Mortician 1- I know, its a fucking fortune cookie cadaver!

by Dubsandsubs May 22, 2010

empty fortune cookie

used as a descriptor
Adj;
1) impotent
2) a failure at life

You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.

Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.

by Manfred Big January 12, 2011

fortune feather cookie

same as feather cookie only involving a chop stick and an asian

Chow Young Fat's ass really hurts after that last fortune feather cookie

by Frank the Tank October 28, 2004

Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.

Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.

by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013

The fortune cookie

When a man ejaculates into a females armpit leaving a surprise when opened.

My lover gave me the fortune cookie last night.

by Dranky DeBeers June 24, 2015