Fortshite

you actualy play this dog shit?

"what are these kids playing now adays? Fortshite you say hmmm?"

by SublimeTrekkie June 13, 2018

farts alarm

When you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas.

I really thought I needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm.

by Shilo Van Buren March 31, 2014

fartsounds

The dulcet tones of a long-term marriage.

Early on in our relationship I would always hear his heartsounds, but now it’s round-the-clock fartsounds!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

leprechaun farts

Slang for something seemingly magical that eventually backfires.

The plan seemed like a sure fire moneymaker but revealed itself to consist only of leprechaun farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2021

Ramen Farts

The incontinence caused by consuming a diet of mainly Ramen noodles. Characteristic effects include gurgling stomach, hungry feeling, and silent farts. Some of these effects are amplified if the Ramen noodles are consumed with cheap beer, and a noxious odor is then associated with the farts.

Dude, I gotta start getting some real food. These Ramen farts are going to be the death of my social life.

by starvingnbroke November 18, 2010

whisper farts

When you're laying in bed ultra gassy and endlessly farting hiss tone farts. Usually these farts are extremely vile due to some mystery fast food protein eaten earlier or the previous day.

Dude, last night the room was thick and humid from my whisper farts.

by 88-0554 September 19, 2013

rotting cabbage farts

Flatulence that smells so horrific you are unable to remain standing once the gas hits you.

I dropped to my knees when his rotting cabbage farts wafted into my headspace.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019