ForkeyVonSchnauzer

One who may have the unassuming hobby of using two or more forks when consuming food in a formal or informal setting, but not to be confused with the sir word schnauzer. Which is a shitty little dog.

Person one- walks into a bar into a bar and notices a fork sticking out of a gentleman‘s pocket.

Person one-is that a fork in your pocket or are you happy to see me.

Person two-yes that’s a fork in my pocket and yes I am happy to see you as a matter of fact I’m quite a ForkeyVonSchnauzer. In fact I always carry at least 17 basic forks on me

by SKYfvll September 25, 2021

ranch forker

A person who dips their fork in the sauce/dressing/ranch before grabbing their food with the fork while eating.

I saw you put some ranch on your fork before you ate that salad, you ranch forker!

by RedLucasMiller August 23, 2020

Forked Tongue

a person who says one thing and does another as defined by Native Americans describing the first Illegal Aliens, the Anglo-Saxons breaking promises and treaties, with a snakes tongue for them taking their land by force with no compensation and forcing them to live in inhospitable areas like Oklahoma which Indians avoided before the advent of reservations

Chief~"Me no trust White Man, he speaks with Forked Tongue"

by Heifcliff August 13, 2008

Fortier

A Fortier is a simply amazingly sexy man.

-Wow! Did you see that guy??
-Yeah! He was SUCH A Fortier omg.

by THEfortier March 3, 2009

forking

the result of spooning.

After spooning for quite some time, ellen and ammon
started forking all night long; resulting in morning o's.

by Tiffs March 4, 2008

Forkers

A secret organization of men that terrorize the homes of students and faculty of Parkway North High School in St. Louis, MO by sticking forks into the ground in the middle of the night.

Who are the Forkers??

by One of the Forkers June 16, 2003

forking

the act of spooning, just with more penetration

i don't like all of spooning, but forking is awesome.

by echo specter May 3, 2011