The long delayed sequel to Duke nukem 3D. It was lost in development for over 12 years but when it finally came out it essentially killed the Duke Nukem franchise.
It seems very unlikely that anyone other then hardcore Duke Nukem fans will take much pleasure in this mess of a game and even then only for the nostalgia value of it.
It almost feels like Gearbox, the game company that obtained the rights and "finished" the game, went back threw out all 12 years of previous work and slapped together a 2-bit halo knockoff to rip off the old fanbase and ruin Duke for the new fanbase.
Featuring filler content, platforming puzzles, and crappy game mechanics this is truly a complete mess. It also crossed the very big line between dirty humor and stupid humor more times then I can count. Between the rape jokes and the shit throw (i kid you not it's really in there) it's just not worth the time to play, not to mention the load times are awful even on a high end gaming PC.
They somehow managed to make it to sexist even for Duke, even for DUKE. I didn't even know that was possible.
Another Duke Nukem game has been announced by gearbox, hopefully it will be a masterpiece that saves the franchise but after this god awful performance it's doubtful
It seems very unlikely that anyone other then hardcore Duke Nukem fans will take much pleasure in this mess of a game and even then only for the nostalgia value of it.
It almost feels like Gearbox, the game company that obtained the rights and "finished" the game, went back threw out all 12 years of previous work and slapped together a 2-bit halo knockoff to rip off the old fanbase and ruin Duke for the new fanbase.
Featuring filler content, platforming puzzles, and crappy game mechanics this is truly a complete mess. It also crossed the very big line between dirty humor and stupid humor more times then I can count. Between the rape jokes and the shit throw (i kid you not it's really in there) it's just not worth the time to play, not to mention the load times are awful even on a high end gaming PC.
They somehow managed to make it to sexist even for Duke, even for DUKE. I didn't even know that was possible.
Another Duke Nukem game has been announced by gearbox, hopefully it will be a masterpiece that saves the franchise but after this god awful performance it's doubtful
Duke and gamer on Duke nukem forever
Duke: Well after 12 fuckin years it better be good.
Gamer: It sucked
Duke: What the fuck did they do wrong?
Gamer: lean over here
*whispers*
Duke: ... fuck the aliens Gearbox unless you do it right this time I'm comin' for you
Duke: Well after 12 fuckin years it better be good.
Gamer: It sucked
Duke: What the fuck did they do wrong?
Gamer: lean over here
*whispers*
Duke: ... fuck the aliens Gearbox unless you do it right this time I'm comin' for you
by Blarny September 19, 2012
Get the Duke nukem forever mug.Forever Girl Means She Will not turn her back On Uu, She TrustFul,FaithFul,Loyal, n Act like she wanna be With Uu.
by -Makayla Holt August 14, 2017
Get the Forever Girl mug.Related Words
the unconditional care and forgivefulness that you have for somebody no matter what they say or do; the way that no matter what happens, you still feel for them the same exact way as you did the moment that you laid your eyes on them.
by exxes_n_ohhhs July 11, 2011
Get the always and forever mug.by graceilicious July 13, 2009
Get the Forever mug.The one boy who you will ALWAYS have feelings for. He will ALWAYS be in the back of your mind. You will ALWAYS fall back on this one specific person and love them
by lilbitty22 June 4, 2018
Get the Forever Boy mug.Very common message posted to messageboards.
Normally posted by a disgruntled user when upset and wanting attention.
While someone who posts such a message will sometimes mean it and will never again go to that board after posting such a message, usually once they calm down, they'll come back and will be posting as though they never posted it.
On some messageboards, such messages are so common and/or posted by certain users so much that people have learned to automatically ignore them.
Normally posted by a disgruntled user when upset and wanting attention.
While someone who posts such a message will sometimes mean it and will never again go to that board after posting such a message, usually once they calm down, they'll come back and will be posting as though they never posted it.
On some messageboards, such messages are so common and/or posted by certain users so much that people have learned to automatically ignore them.
I logged in this morning to find yet another I'm leaving the board forever message. The guy that posted it has already posted ten of them and returned less then twenty four hours after each time.
by anonymous November 6, 2004
Get the I'm leaving the board forever mug.Usually says here in the Philippines, by those who just got dump by their exs, those who don't believe in love, and to those who hate couples walking around in public places or showing their affection to each other as extremely sweet lovers.
(boyfriend and girlfriend sitting on the public bench)
boyfriend: I love you baby!
girlfriend: I love you too baby!
(a stranger appeared out of nowhere)
stranger: WALANG FOREVER PUTANG INA NYO!
boyfriend: I love you baby!
girlfriend: I love you too baby!
(a stranger appeared out of nowhere)
stranger: WALANG FOREVER PUTANG INA NYO!
by YAMNAMS May 24, 2016
Get the walang forever mug.