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Armenian Foreplay

Consists of tickling one's goat until it spews cheese!!!
BEWARE!!!! (Ladies) Armenian men believe women are like goats!!!
Armen: So I heard Anoush wants forplay.

Habib: Are you planning on Armenian Foreplay?

Armen: WTF?

Habib: You know.....Tickling her like goat......

Armen: Yeah bro, I plan to tickle her till she spews cheese!
by Shabbali March 21, 2010
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Foreplay

A phase in which a couple get ready for sex. It can include kissing and touching, anywhere around the body, which will sexually arouse and stimulate the pair of lovers.

Be warned. It's hasn't got 'fore' in it for no reason. Once you start, don't stop. Unless you want everything to be fkn awkward.
Jim: "Hey Henry. How'd you and your girlfriend pan out last night? ;)"

Henry: "Ho, Jim. I was kissing her like the sexy beast I am. She began to moan, so i started touching her... ;)"

Jim: "HENRY. YOU DONE FOREPLAY!?!?!? :D"

Henry: "Haha yeah. The her vag swallowed my hand and we stopped ;D"

Jim: "... D:"

Henry: "What???"
by gottaloveit. April 13, 2011
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foreplay

The excuse par excellence if you are caught in the act of adultery.
Husband: YOU! What are you doing with my wife???
Adulterer: Well, seeing as I knew you were going to bone her later, I thought I would save you some trouble by doing the foreplay for you.
Husband: Oh, that's very considerate of you, old chap, you are such a true friend, etc etc
by Dr Pinch April 8, 2006
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Forilla Face

A face someone makes when something displeases them.

It's done by scrunching your face to make it look like a Gorilla's face.
Bob was looking at girls at the beach, but when that fat chick in the bikini walked by he made a forilla face.,
by 0475764 February 4, 2010
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Retail Foreplay

(N) Purchasing gift(s) for some one with the expressed hope that they sleep with you.
John bought Stacey a pearl necklace as retail foreplay. It certainly paid off. She blew him before the gift wrap hit the floor.
by John the Heeb January 11, 2012
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foreplay

The definition that you absolutely do NOT want to read while eating dinner and wearing sweat pants...
Reading foreplay definitions will give you a boner.
by Biden is a dick April 19, 2021
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forealla

as real as real gets
man stacey has a nice body in thats on da forealla
by youngpimptx January 24, 2010
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