foner

A word to describe a fake boner caused by an unfortunate crease of the pants.

I glanced over at Peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, Peter yelped: "Naaaaa son, it's just a foner!"

by Ben the Shastifier May 9, 2005

stuckin foned

A state reached after exessive marijuana use.

"Yeah, Saturday night we got some hydro from this wierd old hippe dude... man, it got us stuckin foned!!"

by buzzsaw February 20, 2004

Foner

A foner is the unexpected erection when one is encountered with or thinks about some kind of delicious food. Foner literally translates to Food Boner.

"Mmm, what y'all cookin up? This smell's giving me a serious foner!"

"Don't mention GBK, the thought will give a foner"

by Elenashitgurl February 2, 2014

Foneface

The expressionless, distracted face a person makes when staring at the screen of his/ her smart phone for long periods of time

He had a real foneface while he was supposed to be listening to the Professor's lecture

by Cloud Computing September 2, 2017

fonem and them

Your friends and the people with them; A Small Group of people

Let’s go get fonem and them to go fishing.

by zFalconss August 11, 2020

fonejacker

One man who seizes control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. to divert it from reason and logic.

fonejacker: Are cats flammible?

Man: Er.....yes, very I think.

Fonejacker: Excellent.

by pompey777 September 22, 2007

fonejacker

To seize control of a telephone conversation by farce esp. and divert it from reason and logic

Fonejacker: Hello madam I am from your bank and unfortunatly a pigeon has gone into your account

Victim: Erm, Ok

Fonejacker: Now we need your details in order to enter the bank and remove the pigeon before it spreads bird flu

Victim: Ok I dont want that.

Fonejacker: Of course not madam

Victim: Ok my account password is ______ and my answer to the secret question is ______

by Hariki January 1, 2009