folding a fart

The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.

Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.

“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”

“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”

by GlennNasty January 11, 2018

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

by Yabagoot June 16, 2018

Folding Skin Flaps

The act of doing crack or any other drug (Term used by bloods)
Celebrity, Micheal Jackson died by doing this act

"Hey bluh wanna fold skin flaps?"
"Hell ya playa, lets do this nigga"
They then started Folding Skin Flaps

by AlbinoNiggaLongCar September 18, 2019

Folding Over

The Sexual Act of grooming your client (as a hairdresser) and your client yelping in your chair yelling "TOYS R US" meanwhile. Then you whip out a needle and stab your client a multitude of times, shaving your own testicles in the process with precise detail.

"Yeah I got fired for Folding Over"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.

"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."

by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024

Folding the Laundry

When you put your dick in the folds of a fat person's belly rolls while they bounce up and down.

Dude, I had that fat chick folding the laundry all night last night!

by anonymous March 16, 2026

Folding the Laundry

When you put your genitals in the folds of a fat person’s belly rolls while they bounce up and down.

Dude, I had that chick folding the laundry all night in my bed yesterday!

by Big Fishington March 16, 2026