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Izzmunk Theory

Often conflated with the “Is Monk Theory,” the Izzmunk Theory is a fringe evolutionary theory proposing that a previously undocumented branch of human-like mammals, known as Izzmunks, lived alongside modern humans after developing from a common ancestor.

According to the theory, Izzmunks possessed unusually advanced vocal abilities, exceptional pattern recognition, and a unique social intelligence that allowed them to blend into human populations. Supporters claim the species gradually disappeared through interbreeding and natural decline, leaving behind only a handful of surviving descendants in the modern era.
Bro, you haven’t heard of the Izzmunk Theory?”
Use it as a noun or an adjective to describe someone who uses the term 'based' too often
EX. 1
- c1 "omg my hero academia is so based along with jojo. have you guys watched jojo yet? it's so based. killer quueeennn gun powder geletin based based based.
- c2 "youre a fucking nyop"
nyop by AlbinoNiggaLongCar November 11, 2020

Folding Skin Flaps 

The act of doing crack or any other drug (Term used by bloods)
Celebrity, Micheal Jackson died by doing this act
"Hey bluh wanna fold skin flaps?"
"Hell ya playa, lets do this nigga"
They then started Folding Skin Flaps
Small ass irrelevant clan but lit. Means for the Boys. Also means Fuck That Bitch so, nice.
Hey Jerome you heard of FTB?
No
Well take it up your ass punk ass nigga bitch watermelon head
FTB by AlbinoNiggaLongCar February 24, 2019