flatulingus

licking a gasious asshole for mutual sexual gratification.

He engaged in flatulingus like he had been poisoned, and her asshole contained the antidote

by wuwu October 6, 2006

Flatulacious

Term describing one who farts often.

A farty person.

(In Church)

You smell that? I told him not to eat beans before church...that buy is flatulacious!

by Custard Butter February 22, 2010

fatuu

Refers to a person whose life revolves primarily around food and drink; as a consequence, these people also exhibit unprecedented levels of laziness, and hardly are ever interested in any sort of physical activity/games.
As such, females dominate this domain and any males are rare to come by.

A key characteristic is the consumption of several meals in a day.

Obsession with all things edible and laziness is dangerously high; talents and any other proficiencies that the affected might have, usually become redundant.

There is a critical distinction between "fatuu" and fat, the latter refers solely to a state of being physically overweight. "fatuu" defines a much broader spectrum of mental (and only possibly, physical) attributes. Indeed, "fatuu" people might not at all be heavy or overweight.

she never was such a fatuu before

by Black n Blue March 8, 2011

flatulatory rape

Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.

We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.

Didn't you roll down the window?

Nah, Howard locked the power windows.

Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!

by secretdonkey2 December 1, 2011

Poppin feature

A poppin feature is when someone has that extra special something. Can be a body part or flawless flowing hair.

Damn, check her out, she's got poppin features

by Judgeandexecutioner August 14, 2015

feature creep

Feature creep or scope creep is what happens when a project (usually software) spirals out of control and starts to have features added to it that were not intended, were not in the original design, or were not paid for. Feature creep usually results in bad times for the builders of the project as well as the company they work for.

Feature creep is generally a result of poor management or a bad idea, in which nobody had the balls to say "no" to either the bad design in the first place, or to the guy who wanted to add the features (which can be as often one of the people building it as one of the people paying for it).

Feature creep has made its way into the public arena as mission creep, to describe a political or military adventure that has gone out of control in the same way, for the same reasons.

I would have been out partying this weekend, but thanks to feature creep, I was working all weekend instead.

by Severian July 8, 2004

vaginal flatulence

The undeniable leakage of gaseous air secreted within a females genitalia causing a sharp blunder that may or may not be 50% of an aqueous solution.

"My girlfriends vaginal flatulence has caused a condition detrimental to my health and wellness."

by RLWIII March 29, 2014