FLuffeeism

A combination of all the religions put together, so you can believe whatever you what.

"I don't know what to believe in anymore! Religion is just stupid, there's too many for one to be the right one."

"Hey, just believe in FLuffeeism, so you can believe in whatever the hell you want."

by flufffluff May 8, 2009

Pussy Fluffer

A submissive, usually a cuckolded male, who performs oral sex on a dominant woman, prior to her having sex with another man, in order to make her sufficiently aroused and lubricated for sexual intercourse.

Mistress Julie's houseboy also doubled as her pussy fluffer. He would clean her luxurious apartment prior to her dates, and then ready his owner for sex with a well-hung bull by going down on her. The bull would take it from there. Sometimes the houseboy would watch his owner get pound fucked, while other times Mistress would send him out of the room.

by Nigel Badman March 1, 2014

fluffer nutter

A sandwich that is made with marshmellow cream and peanut butter.

I never ate another P.B.& J. from the moment I first tried a fluffer nutter. They're the best tasting sandwiches around!

by glyph November 14, 2002

fluffernugget

noun. Also known as the common housecat. In certain coastal areas of New England, this term can also be used to describe any adorable creature, but primaily refers to those in the family Felidae, or feline species.

I need to use a lintbrush to remove all of the fluffernugget fuzz from my sweater.

The fluffernugget at the animal shelter is named Lord Fuzzybottom.

by fenian75nw June 7, 2010

Flufflez

1. To wrap a person or pet with something fluffy so that that person or pet becomes a giant fluffy object.

Originates from Mr. Fluff from Kirby's Epic Yarn video game for the Wii. In that game, when Mr. Fluff or Kirby touches a snowball, he ends up being stuck inside of a giant rolling snowball. Thus, before a person picks up and throws his/her partner into a snowball to cause that partner to become a giant snowball, he/she must shout: "I will flufflez you!"

2. A soft edible food (such as ice cream or whip cream) that you put on other food (usually a waffle).

Allen flufflez Erica's dog, Zoey, with a comfy blanket.

I want some flufflez on my wafflez, please.

by Flufflez 'n Wafflez Inc December 24, 2010

fluffed

It is a women performing fellatio on a man (usually a porn star) to prepare him for action in front of the camera

Sarah fluffed him for a long time before he was ready.

by Tanmanjohn February 4, 2009

fluffer

Pornographic film industry employee who is responsible for keeping male performers aroused (usually via oral sex) between takes during a shoot.

Dammit, the lighting's all wrong, we gotta change it. This will only be a couple minutes; have the fluffer work on Jeff to keep him ready.

by MeanDean May 19, 2005