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Faucet Ass

The act of uncontrollable, watery diarrhea that keeps you from leaving the house all day. A non-stop undesirable bodily function that acts like a running faucet.
"Hey Phil what's up with running to the john all day, don't you have to go to work?"
"Yeah man, I do, I just can't turn off my Faucet Ass."
by Carol L. June 22, 2014
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Speed Fluctuator

A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.
An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.
by Daren Hathaway January 7, 2009
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cum faucet

Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.
by scratchy2868 June 2, 2015
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National Fluegge Day

The day FluTopians are celebrated. The famous coon, Matthew Fluegge, is also honored during this day.
Wow, Marcos It's National Fluegge Day!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by COLONYMIDDLESCHOOL March 14, 2019
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Lauren Fluckey

The hottest person in Bemis JH. So confident, so smart, and so stinky. Enjoys stealing things from little children, and saying “pop it squish” in inappropriate situations.
Oh shit, it’s Lauren Fluckey! SCRAM!
by iLiveformuffincum September 28, 2021
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Flue

A term used by the the Los Angeles gang The Bloods to refer to there rivals, The Crips, favorite color Blue

A term used by the Crips to refer to there favorite color without useing the letter B
1) BLOOD: you a crab, u sick wit da flue you bitch ass nigga
2) BLOOD: Im a True Flue Killa
3) CRIP: Im a rock dat flue rag
4) BLOOD 1: Iz you sick nigga?
BLOOD 2: yea im C-Sick, fuck da Flue
by babyboyshady August 31, 2004
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Snot-faucet

Snot-faucet describes a person suffering an inordinate amount of nasal drainage and discharge. Usually symptomatic of people suffering common head colds.

Used to describe the person suffering the malady or the nose itself.
@BizzyBee forgot her handkerchief this morning. And yet, her snot-faucet wouldn't let her forget it.
by illig March 3, 2009
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