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Flowers stink and you are purple 

When you wanna annoy kaymunk just cause.
you: can I tell you something?
kymunk: sure!
you: flowers stink and you are purple

kaymunk:.....NOOO WHYYYYY >:(((((
you: muahahahahaa >:)))
kaymunk: ..... >:((((
you: hehehe

Flowers waiting to bloom 

FWTB

A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.

A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.

Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:

A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and

B) Requires Zero work what so ever.

And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong

flowers for men 

Nudes, booty pics and boobies.
Its too late to hang out but its the perfect time to send me some flowers for men
flowers for men by rocheman July 4, 2017

flowers day 

August 18th

Give that special girl the love she deserves

Get her the most gorgeous bouquet of flowers and the biggest box of chocolates your eyes have ever seen

70%of women have probably never had flowers or chocolates so prove to yo lady that she's your one and only
Give your girlfriend flowers day
hey it’s Give your girlfriend flowers day
flowers day by love fairy August 18, 2022

flowers are blooming in Antarctica 

Dogwhistle for "eat the rich".
The melting of Antarctic glaciers is resulting in flowers blooming on the continent. This is being contributed to by the rich class. The phrase basically means "our planet is dying".
Good morning, did you hear flowers are blooming in Antarctica?

Flowers are blooming in Antarctica 

Left-Wing phrase created to promote awareness for climate change
Person 1: Do you believe in climate change?
Person 2: Flowers are blooming in Antarctica bud.