Florisa Mae

A slutty short philipino female who gives "it" up to easily, frequently dating the previous boyfriend's friends solely to promote jealuosly in the previous boyfriend, a girl that CANT SWIM but still considers herself philipino, this type of girl is not one you should come in contact with and keep a good distance, Not the most colorful crayon in the 132 pack

John:Oh are you going to the party tonight?
Henry: Yeah, theres going to be several Florisa Mae's there and I am hoping to get some

by ShitTalkingCamels September 30, 2011

florista

word used to describe a hippie protestor who can be loud and proud even though unsure of why and certainly uncabable of physical anything.

Rosepetal - Down with the establishment! Down with tradition!

Cop 1 - Look at the floristas. . . raise your baton.

Rosepetal - Ah! RUN!!!

Cop 2 - Ha! Good one.

by Harry Day March 13, 2010

florestan

Short Flo. Florestan is the most kindest, helpful, beautiful and smart person I know. When you smoke a pot with Florestan I suggest you to watch with them some reels or tik tok you won’t regret it. When around him it’s always a party, he’s able to make you feel at home in every situation and won’t ever leave you alone. When he drives is a lot sporty, but don’t worry he will never put your life at risk unless you’re not important. He blasphemes a lot and gets piss down easily especially if he drives or you’re really dumb.

Florestan is a really good guy, will never find another one like him

by tigrotta November 22, 2021

chad floris

Very nice people,soft hearted but not to be messes with,often have huge dicks, can be mistaken for a fuckboy,master with words and very smooth. Sporty and love seeing people succeed.Many people love Chad Floris's they bring good vibes and make friends easy. Best people for relationships they keep it 100 at all times.

Bro:this party is so dull
Bro 2:if only chad floris was here

by 4659 March 27, 2017

florish

When somebody shows unnecessary signs of rudeness, grumpiness or stubbornness. Over competitiveness is also a symptom of florish behavior and they will rarely admit they are being florish. Florish behavior can come without warning and there are few cures to this behavior. It can last for minutes, hours and sometimes days.

OMG did you see Alan today?
No why?
He was being so florish with me....

by scooby2 October 31, 2010

Floris

The white crap that accumulates at the corner of people's mouths when they talk excessively and/or have a problem with generating normal amounts of saliva.

Gord: Hey man, you have bad floris.

Doug: (deploying standard thumb and forefinger floris clearing technique) Fuck I just got out of a boardmeeting and none of those bastards mentioned that I had an unsightly buildup of dried, caked spittle at the corners of my mouth.

by 4sail March 24, 2008

Floristat

When you shit to much that you feel the pain around the side of your pelvis

Dayum, Vic, I just got a Floristat from releasing too much poop

by Reloading wits May 13, 2016