Retail Foreplay

(N) Purchasing gift(s) for some one with the expressed hope that they sleep with you.

John bought Stacey a pearl necklace as retail foreplay. It certainly paid off. She blew him before the gift wrap hit the floor.

by John the Heeb January 11, 2012

foreplay

The definition that you absolutely do NOT want to read while eating dinner and wearing sweat pants...

Reading foreplay definitions will give you a boner.

by Biden is a dick April 19, 2021

FloorPlay

Dancing in an erotic manner where the intent is to get your partner sexually stimulated, perhaps to the point of orgasm. Surreptitious touching of erogenous zones is a key technique of floorplay. Variant of the word forplay.

Bill and Joanna had not yet had sex, which made the floorplay all the more delicious. When nobody was looking, He would grind his pelvic bone against her crotch and slide his hand down to her beautiful bottom.

by Bill gronos August 21, 2006

Floorplay

When there is not enough room on the bed, and you and your partner fall off onto the floor but continue to have sexual intercourse.

They were going at it so hard, they fell off the bed, so they just floorplayed it for the rest of the night.

by Joyzey November 9, 2008

Lewiston-foreplay

When a man strikes, batters, wallops, bludgeons, knocks, pops, slams, slugs, smashes, socks, swats, whacks, or otherwise hits his sexual partner in the back of his or her head with his penis.

Lewiston-foreplay : "hey Bill, how did the wife like the Lewiston foreplay?" "Oh, I'll tell you Larry, she really enjoyed the swing of my penis across the back of her head."

by Tom the tucker October 17, 2008

Conversation Foreplay

When you start talking to someone in the street or on msn etc, and your saying things like "how are you" and "been up to much" to get the conversation going, like doing foreplay before sex.

Friend: yeah we did the whole conversation foreplay thing and then he was suddenly like oh gotta go bye.

by hobocrew July 20, 2010

Humpday Foreplay

Tuesday

Bill: "Hey ted, tomorrow's Humpday. Are you going to make it to the local brew pub for mug club night?"

Ted: "That all depends on how things go during Humpday Foreplay, but I'm otherwise up for it!"

by yamageke August 3, 2010