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Flower Mound, Texas

cant drive around for two minutes without seeing a range truck, a tesla, a porsche, or some other expensiveass car in flower mound, texas. richass town with nothing to do besides hang out at the local strip mall or go down to the lake. theres also two schools: flower mound high school and marcus high school which are filled with druggies who think theyre gangsta cuz they got caught with a vape by the assistant principals and got detention. buncha dumbass mfs at these schools where the onlyfans models date the soundcloud rappers who think they got clout after getting 100 plays on their latest song that no one gives a shit about. the only thing flomo is known for is that post malone has a penthouse near the lake and that local rapper money mamba has started to get it poppin recently. other than that flower mound a boringass town with gated neighborhoods, expensiveass restaurants, and a buncha spoiled ungrateful kids
"Hey how's your day been?"
"Yeah I hopped out my king bed, hopped in my designer jeans, hopped out my 2.5 million dollar mansion in a gated neighborhood near the lake, hopped into my bmw m8, and went to school where I vaped in the bathroom all day and played games on my ipad with my airpod pros in and then i came back home and we went to dinner at the expensiveass steakhouse near the lake."
"Oh you must be from Flower Mound, Texas"
by fuccflomo March 21, 2021
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violet flower

In the 1910's - 1950's one female lover would exchange a violet flower to another female lover in order to represent their sexual preference as a lesbian.
"I presented a violet flower to my secret girlfriend in order to keep our relationship discreet."
by mrsaab February 20, 2014
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Flower Power

There are flowers that are edible and there are flowers that you would not want ingest, but because of their beauty, they feed the soul nonetheless. These flowers can also be human beings who make you smile at the sight of them, thus they have Flower Power. They are the inhabitants of Mother Earth who personifies the beauty of all that is good. Take notice, a person with Flower Power can be a healing source for your emotional well-being.
Some examples of people with Flower Power are Mother Teresa, Michael Jackson, Nelson Mandela and Lady Diana.
by PY Love and Peace May 24, 2014
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Papaya Flower Beetle

A code phrase for either Blaberus Discoid or Blaptica Dubia Roaches
These roach species are often raised by serious exotic animal keepers as a food source for their animals. The use of the code phrase is intended to avoid the use of the "red flag" word "ROACH" in an effort to keep women, neighbors, landlords and the general public (etc) from "freaking out" over their presence within the house. By eliminating and distancing the insects from the invasive pest that is the house cockroach, it is hoped that such insects will be greeted with a level of acceptance by the aforementioned groups or irrational humans.
Girlfriend: Honey, what are these that you're feeding to your chameleon?
Guy: Oh, they're "Hawaiian Papaya Flower Beetles" I started raising them because crickets got too expensive and they're healthier for the chameleons too!
Girlfriend: Do they eat papaya?
Guy: Yeah, They eat fresh fruit and flowers... so they can have babies, Aren't they cute?
Girlfriend: yeah,.. they are kinda cute...
by Ron Bueno November 3, 2007
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Toilet Flopper

-noun

An extremely obese person whose butt, when sitting to relieve themselves, spills over the sides of the toilet.
Chad: Holy shit dude, did you see that fat dude in that stall over there through the cracks? He was freakin' huge!

Bill: Yeah, he's a toilet flopper alright!
by jclk March 27, 2008
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Wall Flower

A beautiful wondrous person who sits on the sidelines of life awaiting for their glorious journey to begin, though since their to shy they wait for someone to show them the way.
Look at her, why isn't she dancing?

Because she's a wall flower awaiting for someone to invite her.
by WalllFlower27 June 5, 2014
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Flower Child

A feel good type of soul, good for the world and environment. Peaceful, maybe not innocent but always looking to make things better even if they aren’t doing well themselves.
The way he carried himself was so amazing, I knew he was a flower child.
by Yubaaan May 28, 2019
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