flomf

flomf
v. flomfed, flomf·ing, flomfs
v.tr.
1. the act of vigorously penetrating a wet pussy with a hard cock
2. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
n.
1. An act of sexual intercourse.
2. A partner in sexual intercourse.
3. A despised person.
4. Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for?
interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.
(Originated in 2006, straight outta Watsonville)

While sitting in the car and comtemplating of fun things to do, Lorena told Ray, "Let's just go to my apartment and flomf."
"Motherflomfer!"

by LorenaG January 24, 2007

floom

feeling slightly down.

"what's up mate"

"not much, just feeling a bit floom"

by master AP April 3, 2009

Floof

A feline of supreme poufdom. The dense fur of this animal provokes immediate dissolution of internal malcontent. Humans who come into physical contact with a floof have reported feelings of giddiness and increased levels of serotonin. The likelihood of collapsing into a cooing life of feline subservience is all but guaranteed should the human provide the floof with face-to-belly osculation.

Awwwwww! Look at that squishy little floof! Master, let me feed you treats, kiss, kiss, Mmmmmm...

by Apple beet and carrot juice February 17, 2019

Floofin

The fluffy bit of a rabbits paw.

Man look at those extra fine floofins

by Chjctustuhvkyttsi.fj March 6, 2017

Floofing

When a cat lays in a relaxed fashion on it's back and looks fluffy.

Shanna the Ragdoll Cat was floofing on the floor all morning.

by CatWordzz August 5, 2018

floomer

A person who believe Covid-19 is no worse than seasonal flu.

“It’s just a flu, bro.”
“Stop being such a floomer.”

by amonfire May 3, 2020

Floorface

Floorface is a condition, usually brought on by a combination of hard alcohol and cigars ingested quickly on an empty stomach, that causes the sufferer's face to become seemingly one with the floor. This condition is not fatal but can cause rug burns and a related condition known as "sharpieface" (usually only occurs when in close proximity to assholes).

"Where is Kevin?"
"Saw him upstairs loving on the berber next to a half empty bottle of Woodford Reserve...serious case of floorface."

by kcrck October 4, 2012