Flofl

acronym for Fucking Lying On Floor Laughing, pronounced "falafel"

Amy: Have you seen Heather's new post? Flofl

by abbaquirk September 18, 2019

fecal fluff

Rough sex in the ass.

I gave him/her a good fecal fluff last night.

by Putthoff January 14, 2017

danger floof

A bear, tiger or any other vicious fuzzy animal.

Jamal: Oh SHIT, that's a Danger Floof!
*In loving memory of Jamal*
nope rope

by MyNameJuan April 6, 2017

Floof

Floof (derived from "fluff") is an adjective used to describe a ridiculously fluffy object or an animal (usually a long-haired cat or an equally hairy dog).

It can also be used as a verb to "floof" someone, but this only applies to the furry fandom in which one furry uses his/her fur (in the case of a long-haired furry, again a canine or feline) to overwhelm his/her friend with fluffy fur.

It can also be used as a cute non-malicious scolding or a cheering word.

Alternate spellings: Floofzorz, fl00f, fl00fz0rz.

ad. My cat Jimmy is floofy.

v. I wanna floof you/I floofed Vincent yesterday.

In context of calling someone, "Oh you floof. ^^" or "It's to the far left you floof!".

by Cid SilverWing January 16, 2008

fluff on the muff

To put it quite simply: vagina pubes
Fluff being the pubes, and muff being a slang term for vagina

"If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough."
-Ali G.

by Johnjacobjingleheimerschimdt April 6, 2010

Floof

The purest of the pure form of fluff

Haliver is not even fluff it's floof

by Nycio Alco August 29, 2018

Pillow Fluff

Someone you're seeing casually; your go-to booty call.

"Jason spent the night again. Are you two dating?"
"Nah, he's just pillow fluff."

by Seachell January 11, 2016