fleandering

To wiggle and flail arms in such a way that you are the embodiment of a "wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man" at a car dealership, or a white man at a rave.

lol Bro look at that dude fleandering.

by The Boi, Ya Boi May 3, 2019

Fuckander

Someone who during sex has their mind wander watching tv, calling the wrong name or simply not there mentally

This fuckander I was porking was eating an apple while we did it, so unhot

by Davedale July 15, 2019

Flanderbear

A fat lazy man who always drinks the last beer, smokes the last bowl, and eats the last slice of pizza. Smells of mold and mothballs.

“Matt, why do you have to be such a flanderbear?”

by TheKeeperOfKnowlege August 8, 2022

Flanders-Like

Someone who acts like the popular simpsons charecter Ned Flanders.

That minister is Flanders-Like.

by Shu November 14, 2003

Flandering

verb. to flander.
To have such a friendly, (Ned Flanders-like) attitude, that it allows people to take advantage of it and walk all over you.

"My brother is too generous for his own good. If he keeps flandering around like this, he'll wind up getting fucked over by an scam artist!"

"You need to stick up for yourself, boy! No son of mine will let people flander him!"

by dmueller_art December 31, 2009

Felander

When you mischievously touch/rub someone, not necessarily in a sexual way.

'I shall felander you!'

'You what mate?'

*rubs face and arms and breasts*

by Hippomidget October 28, 2012

Flanderism

Doctrine based on Ned Flanders' ideas, very similar to political correctness, where an individual or a collective tries to impose his own self-censorship and ideals on the rest of society. This is especially visible in the case of certain lobbies like those of the homosexuals, feminists, pro-life activists, anti-racism organizations, and certain charities.

A recent example of flanderism is the supression of all terms considered offensive or homophobic by Gay Gollective, from Google Translator.

by Deckard508 February 3, 2015