flutter prick

A person who shows off their posessions or talents obnoxiously

Nate: "Look at that guy peeling out in his ferrari"
Craig: "He's such a flutter prick"

Also

Guy #1: "Hey check out my new H3 it costs a cnote to fill up half a tank"
Guy #2: "dude your such a flutter prick"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

flitterbick

a mythical flying squirrel that flies so fast you can't see it

The flitterbick kept flying past my window, but I never saw it.

by pest_control July 4, 2010

fluttershy effect

When the sentient observers within a situation are too concerned with being disruptive or offensive to the sensibilities of others and/or the dangers of the situation(s) at hand, and fail to take even the smallest action that could have resulted in a butterfly effect that could have otherwise changed the situation(s).

Excessive systematic recurrence of the fluttershy effect tends to lead to a buildup of silent intolerance for situations, eventually resulting in fluttershychosis.

by R. S. P. May 2, 2013

fatterson

This is the lowest of all the species crawling along the earths surface, it cannot communicate with the opposite sex as it is very very autistic, this fat, white, anausmic, ginger creature lives for a bit of incest, it will always claim it is putting the snake away, but we all know what that means... (Graham's snake)

I think I saw a beached fatterson the other day lying along the sea front, it was looking well

by Jordy420La December 6, 2016

Flatterment

A compliment that leaves one flattered.

Coined by "Glee" actor Chris Colfer via Tweet

Person 1: You look absolutely stunning.

Person 2: *blushes* Well, thank you for the flatterment

by dadiva1889 December 18, 2010

fattering

The opposite of flattering.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.

Girl: Do these pants make me look fat?
Guy: No, it is very fattering.
Girl: Thanks.

by chicky noodles May 24, 2014

2 weeks to flatten the curve

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.

"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"

by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021