When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.
by Caesar The Baby June 9, 2018
Get the Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help mug.A dog that is either lazy, injured, crippled, or dead. This comes from the fact that dog sleds are a well-known form of transportation in Alaska and that if anything bad were to happen to any one of the sled dogs, well, you know, the sled would falter like a car with a flat tire.
"Fuck, my dog's leg just broke! I've got an Alaskan flat tire here and I need to rush him to the vet fast!"
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"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"
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"Hey asshole, keep your fucking pooch away from my garden, or else I'll get my shotgun and turn him into an Alaskan flat tire!"
by Terminus_Est August 1, 2016
Get the Alaskan flat tire mug.A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.
by ionix January 23, 2014
Get the mexican flat tire mug.When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks
by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020
Get the Chris's flat tire mug.Stepping on the back of one's shoe with great force; jumping on their heel. Intended to make their shoe fall off and make them trip/fall.
See also flat tire.
See also flat tire.
When I gave him an atomic flat tire, everyone laughed.
Give that bitch an atomic flat tire, I hate her.
Give that bitch an atomic flat tire, I hate her.
by Dominick January 14, 2004
Get the Atomic Flat Tire mug.The sound that one makes when irritated, frustrated or just pissed. Very popular in the urban world. Sounds like a leaking tire.
The Flat Tire:
Cop: Put your hands on the car.
Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)
Cop: Put your hands on the car.
Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)
by Snakepliskken November 19, 2017
Get the The Flat Tire mug.When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.
Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.
by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022
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