Scrunt flaps 

Large encrusted and often perforated labia, most commonly found on the larger lady. Known to be accompanied by severe discharge and open sores.

Mildred had the most rotton scrunt flaps I had ever encountered.

Scrunt flaps by Tit weirdo 78 January 11, 2020

dusty flaps 

having ashy elbow skin (the flaky skin on dry elbows)

Ho, you best slap some cocoa butter on those dusty flaps!

dusty flaps by "Dusty" Wood February 23, 2008

meat flaps 

The labia. Beef curtains. Pootie lips.

"This month's centerfold has got the biggest meat flaps I've ever seen!"

meat flaps by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

scruff flaps 

Labia which happen to belong to a women of dubious cleanliness / moral standards. This does NOT ALWAYS refer to a physcially dirty vagina but may indeed purely indicate distaste with the persons behaviour. Originating in the UK.

"Please do not invite ( name of person )to the wedding I could not bear to imagine her dragging along her scruff flaps and just spoiling it"

scruff flaps by scruff flaps March 26, 2008

Coochie Flaps 

Having oversized labia that will not be contained by undergarments and thus move freely in a flapping motion.

Dave, your sister's coochie flaps are dragging on the floor and getting all dirty. Doesn't she notice, or is she red facing it again on blackberry brandy?

Coochie Flaps by JVicious December 18, 2010

Smash Her Flaps In 

Slang term referring to the desire to have sex with a woman.

"Yeah I'd well smash her flaps in!"
"Her flaps need a good smashing!"
"I'm guna take you home and smash your flaps in till they fall off!"
"I'd love to smash your flaps in!"

Smash Her Flaps In by seany_baby April 22, 2009

Cunt Flaps

The busted up labia of the female genitalia, closely resembling the meat of an Arby's roast beef sandwich. Unfortunately they do not go as well with Horsy sauce.

Oh my god!!! What the hell happened to your vag? Was there a terrorist attack on your pussy? Those cunt flaps are so loose you could use them to make a tent.

Cunt Flaps by nastynick69 October 31, 2009