You're a flag

Insult thrown at somebody when they act like a tool.

Marcus: "I created a Facebook page for my abs."
Adam: "You're a flag."

by Agile Beast February 17, 2010

black flag

A hardcore punk band from the late 70's to the 80's. Contrary to the most highly voted definition, the band was not led by Henry Rollins, but Greg Ginn, the only member that was ALWAYS there. He started the band, Rollins came way later to have " led " the band.

Idiot: Hey guyz, wanna go listen 2 some linkin park?
Kickass McPunk: Fuck off twat, I'm busy listening to Rise Above.

by ManInTheBox March 15, 2005

blue flag

A blue flag stands for penis loss. A wise geman person ones said that hoisting a purely blue flag, or at least a blue flag without any symbol on it, indicates that the hoisting person has lost his phallus.

Person A: "Look there, captain, those poor men hoist a blue flag"
Person B: " These poor souls...."

by YourWiseAdvice April 17, 2022

Anal flagger

A person who's a very obnoxious asshole. An anal flagger is someone who has passed the level of douchebag in their behavior and is headed for asshat status.

Steve: "Everyone hates Todd because he's so rude and obnoxious! He acts like such a douchebag!"
Ryan: "Yeah, Todd's a real anal flagger!"

by Caryn Rose January 25, 2009

Green Flag

A Green Flag is the direct opposite of a Red Flag. You know those things we know at the start of a relationship we avoid. Typically Red Flags are not as desirable as Green Flags considering Green Flags are often mature, responsible, honest, virtuous, and socially acceptable. But Green Flags are often not as desirable as Red Flags because they have nothing to fix. People prize generally fucked up people who have mommy and or daddy issues, usually a drug problem, unemployed, or typically someone you wouldn't want to bring home or have a child with.

"Wow, what a catch! he's got a career and his own home. What? He also has a relationship with his family and can keep plants alive. Those are all Green flags. You should let him knock you up."

"Ok, so tell me about her?"
"Well, for starters she doesn't have an Onlyfans."
"Well that's a Green Flag if I've ever seen one."

by theoriginalpizzakitten February 20, 2021

flaggenwagon

A common safe word used during frape (fake rape) sessions with a partner or loved one

She cried “FLAGGENWAGON” and the frapist withdrew his instrument obediently and respectfully

by The unfrapist October 15, 2018

Flag Fucker in Chief

One of the more popular nicknames used for the 45th President of the United States.

That night he was hugging the flag, we watched the Flag Fucker in Chief lose all self control; he thought we had all left.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2019