Liberian flagpole 

A word used to describe the massive length and girth of an individual's penis. This particular individual would be a native of Liberia.

A Liberian flagpole can measure anywhere from 9 inches to approximately 11 feet soft.

"Look at that guy's dick. I mean that thing is a Liberian Flagpole."

Liberian flagpole by BustMyCashew37.5 November 7, 2018

shooting tadpoles out your flagpole

v., the act of masturbation, more commonly known as jerking off or fapping

Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF

shooting tadpoles out your flagpole by Kipst3r September 15, 2013

Oatmeal Flagpole 

When a female is orally pleasuring a man and her gag reflex causes her to vomit on said penis.

"Oh man I got oatmeal flagpoled last night"

Oatmeal Flagpole by Dipstick Master Juice January 20, 2009

Soft serve Flagpole 

When a person attempts fellatio (giving head) to a limp penis.

My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.

Soft serve Flagpole by DebRi December 21, 2013

Musky Flagpole 

Inserting one's member into different sauces and inserting into your partner's vagina, and then into her mouth so she can guess what the flavor is

I dipped my cock in BBQ sauce and gave my girlfriend a Musky Flagpole, she thought it was fish paste!

Musky Flagpole by Skibert April 15, 2009

the flagpole 

Taking a flagpole and ripping the flag off and shoving it in the females mouth while the male shoves the flagpole in the females dilated vagina while the male also continues to shove his penis in the females anus while singing the national anthem

I really enjoyed the flagpole with G-MA last night

the flagpole by Nigga Stacey January 2, 2014

Wax the Flagpole 

The act of a man getting constant blowjobs and thus ejaculating into his wife's/girlfriend's mouth and then her letting the semen drip from her mouth as she continues to thrust her head up and down causing a nice waxy finish on the man's shaft

"What did you and Jan do last night"? We went out to dinner and then we just came home and she decided to wax the flagpole." We put a couple coats of wax on it so it should be good for a few days."

Wax the Flagpole by IRISH98 June 27, 2006