Fluff bottom

When your dog or kitty is overdue for a grooming

The pooh is sticking to your pomeranian's butt! I think he has fluff bottom!

by Palmfronds July 25, 2019

Fluff Story

A type of romantic short story or fanfiction, similar to the slasher in how it falls into one particular genre that is somewhat specific. A fluff story has two characters who expresss their feelings towards eachover and eventually snuggle and/or cuddle (Non-sexually), usually to the sunset or during a starry night. It has very little focus on story and just contains alot of cuteness.
Comes from "fluff"; a story with no real story.

Guy 1: Yo' dawg, did you see that FluttershyXAJ fluff story when the snuggle during the moonlight?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was fucking adorable.
Guy 1: Fluff stories ARE fucking adorable.

by TheNoodleGod2012 July 4, 2012

Fluff Girl

In porn, the lucky (?) chick that sucks cock off camera to keep the porn actors wood nice and hard.

Cut! Take that limp dick to the fluff girl, Lex.

by Holden Ankles December 4, 2003

faffing around

Goofing off

Hey, stop faffing around, and get back to work.

by loafing October 31, 2013

Fluff my Llama

(adj.) Another way of saying FML, or fuck my life, in a funny or humorous way. Alternatively can be used with friends in the presence of parental units to avoid getting scolded for cursing.

You know that text I wrote that I didn't want to send? Well I sent it by accident, fluff my llama

by Ssssschwartz May 31, 2011

fluff n' nutter

When a man lathers his shaft in peanut butter (creamy, not chunky) and gently coats his balls in marshmallow fluff before a woman gives him fellatio.

"Emily, can you get the Jiffy? I'm in the mood for a fluff n' nutter."
"Joe, my life's dream is to give a fluff n' nutter."

by let me touch your tralala January 31, 2015

faff

(faffing)

To muck about, wasting time doing something not necessary.

I've been faffing about all day with my car

by Trixie Karinksi May 31, 2003