Fixer-Upper

A fat chick that a guy brings to the gym to workout with, hoping that she gets into shape so he can feel better about dating her.

Dude, did you see that new chick at the gym today? Cute face but definitely a fixer-upper...

by Nikstur February 14, 2013

Fixer

someone who goes into a relationship only knowing they could and would do good in that other persons life; the act of fixing someones life through a relationship, then turning to ending the relation after being 'fixed'.

Oh no, he's a fixer! My ex-boyfriend, who was a fixer, made me turn my life upside down, it was all for my benefit though, thank god he fixed my life.

by JayPierce January 2, 2011

fux0r

-fux0r:
A person who 'fucks' something up.
(can describe a clumsy person)

-fux0rd:
To 'fuck' something up.
(Used in first person)

////fux0r////
Scenario:
A man watching tv with another man, one man breaks tv, the tohre man says to him:

'OMFG you uber fux0r'

////fux0rd////
Scenario:
Same as above, man who broke tv says:

'OMG I fux0rd the tv'

by Michael George March 30, 2005

fux0r

Stupid kiddie and nerd talk for the real word, "fucker" - used mainly by computer enthusiasts with limited programming abilities, dime-a-dozen computer jobs (mostly ISPs) and no life in the real world.

-I'm such a fux0r for replacing letters with numbers to appear smart.
-The comic guy from The Simpsons.

by Rob April 18, 2003

Fixer Upper

A web comic about a couple people living in a old run down house. The story is humorous and geeky. It can be found at the site www.con-whores.com

"Red: Daemeon why are there gibblets on the floor?

Daemeon: THEY STARTED IT!!!"

by DJ April 25, 2005

f0x0r

another word for fucker.

j00 f0x0r!

by TREE March 26, 2003

The Fixer

Somebody who fixes everybodie's problems, whether they be friends, (more than friends), or strangers....the fixer is forever in the "friend" zone as somebody that can be turned to for advice or assistance.

Hey ( the fixer ) *cute girl calling*, can you pick me up from a party and drive me home to my parents'?

Hey ( the fixer ) *another cute girl calling*, my bf is a douche and I need advice, you're a good guy...can u give me advice???

Hey ( the fixer ) *buddy calling*, I'm having trouble with my gf and i need advice...

by barleyboy December 11, 2012