Financial Advisor

A person who learns about money only to find that people make random emotional decisions. The sacrificial lamb of the urban jungle. When financial markets are up, even the most ignorant advisor looks like a hero. When markets are down, the most professional and savvy advisor will be trash talked, fired and sued.

Hey, how come you're driving that piece of crap car?

I was a financial advisor in 2008.

Hey, who's that guy in the Mercedes?

That was a financial adviser who retired in 2007.

by Bluetired February 19, 2010

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American Express Financial Advisor

A group of people who are in the middle of a class action lawsuit, because they conned a bunch of clients into investing in funds that would mostly benefit the advisor.

If you get a phone call from an American Express Financial Advisor, my advise to you is to run. These advisors live in nice homes off of "your" money

by Conned October 15, 2008

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Financial Domination

The fetish/fantasy/lifestyle act of one person being submissive with their finances (giving money) and the other person taking or demanding finances(receiving money).

I took his money and gave him nothing in return like a real mistress of Financial Domination does.

by Mistress Claire Dollface February 12, 2017

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High-fiving a million angels

A phrase used in the popular tv show "30 rock" where cast member Liz Lemon ( Tina fey ) gives herself props by putting her hands up in the air, shaking them, and saying, "I'm high-fiving a million angels!"

How does that feel Jenna?
-like I just got burnt
Yeah, high-fiving a million angels!
-owww

by Superfly Foreva December 6, 2011

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