Fist Pumper

Juice heads from Staten Island who go to clubs on the jersey shore and dance with each other, not girls, while pumping their fists to bad techno. They typically wear headbands and sleeveless shirts that are two sizes too small.

I dropped my beer from laughing so hard when I looked at the dance floor and saw only a bunch of fist pumpers.

by Vin-Diesel August 4, 2006

Fist five

When you can't decide between a fist bump or a high five, you have the fist five. One person offers the five and the other fist bumps.
Or you're too cool for both, so you have a mix!

We got that just right;

person 1: offers high five

person 2: fist bumps

Yeah fist five!

by The Spike of the Spoon September 28, 2012

fist pump

A classic guido move, newly popularized by MTV's show, The Jersey Shore. Typically involves a juiced up, overtanned, pit-stained arm pumping rapidly and enthusiastically in response to a variety of stimuli, including but not limited to: slammin' beats, hot sluts and other fist pumpers.

Bro #1: Yo! You see that bitch? She was hot like (fist pump).
Bro #2: I love this fuckin place (fist pump).

by sweet! December 16, 2009

fist kabobbing

A slang term for male masturbation, named for the fact that sliding your shaft through your hand is similar to sliding meat and vegetables on a skewer.

I got caught fist kabobbing last night by my mom, and now she's in therapy.

by Luke64 December 10, 2008

fist yourself

Similar to "fuck yourself" but replaced with a more graphic term which increases the vulgarity. ..to "fist yourself" literally would to actually insert your clenched fist into your own vagina/anus.

John: hey, Bradie, you look like you've had too much to drink tonight, hand over your keys.

Bradie:.. fist yourself

by aNoN69 May 27, 2005

fist fight

An unorganized boxing match that usually happens on the streets or in a schoolyard. A fist fight is strictly throwing punches, unlike most street fights. If the participants start grappling and whatnot, then it is more of a brawl.

The teacher and student started fist fighting, but it eventually turned into a brawl.

by The Phone Booth April 24, 2004

fist related teeth disorder

A phrase coined by the character Lister on the British TV show "Red Dwarf". Used as a threat.

I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier, but earlier today I discovered Mr. Rimmer is suffering from a stress related nervous disorder.

When I get done with him, he's gonna be suffering from a fist related teeth disorder!

by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2009