Firecracker Mouth

someone with fucked up teeth; as if a firecracker went off in their mouth

Dude, did you see her teeth - they were fucked up!

Yea, firecracker mouth....she won't have problems with those peanut shells...

by B. Hanback December 30, 2008

houston firecracker

when aa guys jizzes in the air and the girl catches it in her mouth.

I gave you sister a houston firecracker.

by yourmomgivesgood69's May 5, 2009

filch

v : to steal something small or of little value

To filch from friends and relatives is the mark of a coward.

by Joe aka Codes August 19, 2003

FIRL

Fatter in real life

This is a photo of me but I am firl.

by F.I.R.L July 5, 2019

FILCO

A female with a countenance (face) that is deemed worthy to have masturbatory fluids doused on said countenance. A Face I'd Like to Cum On.

Pervert 1: I say brethren, her face looks like a cupcake in need of frosting.
Pervert 2: You need not worry my friend, I think I can be of service; she's got a FILCO.

by rochristeph2 September 10, 2009

Firecracker Spank

During sex, the woman is on top, and once the man announces he is going to cum, the woman dismounts and procedes to spank the man's cock against his stomach as the cum shoots up toward his face to create a firecracker effect.

Man: "Oh Baby! You make me so hot! I'm gonna' cum!"
(woman springs into action)
Woman: "Firecracker Spank!!!"
(woman vigorously slaps man's cock against his stomach and watches him shield his eyes from the cum sparks)

by Elena, Adria, Colee September 28, 2007

filch

To nick, or steal, something.

"That dirty little kid filched five pasties from me pantry last week!"

by Me November 6, 2002