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Norwegian Fire Hydrant

When just the head of your erect penis pokes out of the bubbles in a bath, resembling a fire hydrant protruding from deep snow.
She asked me for a dick pic so I responded with a photo of the good ol' Norwegian Fire Hydrant.
by cumbeast26 October 17, 2022
mugGet the Norwegian Fire Hydrantmug.

Fire Hydrant Syndrome

The feeling you get when you see an ex with someone else. You really don't want them back but they are like a fire hydrant and you are seeing someone else piss on your fire hydrant. Which enrages you and makes you want to piss on that fire hydrant again.
I found Jake kissing Amanda. Damn Fire Hydrant Syndrome!
by Gothzilla November 16, 2010
mugGet the Fire Hydrant Syndromemug.

kick the fire hydrant

step 1.) go outside and locate a fire hydrant
step 2.) kick the fire hydrant
step 3.) repeat step 2 until satisfied
by SirStephen February 8, 2012
mugGet the kick the fire hydrantmug.

utah fire hydrant

the act of putting icy hot on your penis and at first it feels like its on fire then the icy part kicks in and its the best feeling in the world.
tessa gave brek a utah fire hydrant
by killemkrew3 April 6, 2011
mugGet the utah fire hydrantmug.

Human Fire Hydrant

SNLs' City Correspondent Stefon, defines a 'Human Fire hydrant' as a high waisted midget painted in red with a big ass.
by The Chabo May 5, 2011
mugGet the Human Fire Hydrantmug.

Greek Fire Hydrant

While having sex, the guy pees into the girl's vagina and when she stands up, all the pee runs down her leg, like when a dog pees on a fire hydrant.
I had to shower after a drunk vagabond gave me a Greek Fire Hydrant.
by Niko K November 3, 2007
mugGet the Greek Fire Hydrantmug.

fire hydrant pussy

a girl whose pussy discharges like a fire hydrant
I had that "fire hydrant pussy" last night and it flooded out my neighbors downstairs.
by moodybitch August 15, 2010
mugGet the fire hydrant pussymug.

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