miguelacutty's definitions

fire hydrant

fire hydrant: multiple meanings;
a) to use a penis enlarging pump to make your penis turn large,swollen and red to resemble a fire hydrant.
b) peeing on a red headed girl

"so i went to the sex store with lindsay lohan. needless to say, i had a double fire hydrant experience last night. freaky friday!"

by miguelacutty June 9, 2007

grass stain

ejaculation on the pubic hair of a woman

"that shieet be so tizzight, i had to leave the girl a grass stain."

by miguelacutty June 9, 2007

hedgeclippers

similar to the scissors for females, this is where two men enlock legs and grind.

"jesus christ. that was hideous. hedgeclippers? id watch it again."

by miguelacutty June 9, 2007