Definitions by miguelacutty

fire hydrant

fire hydrant: multiple meanings;
a) to use a penis enlarging pump to make your penis turn large,swollen and red to resemble a fire hydrant.
b) peeing on a red headed girl

"so i went to the sex store with lindsay lohan. needless to say, i had a double fire hydrant experience last night. freaky friday!"

fire hydrant by miguelacutty June 9, 2007

grass stain 

ejaculation on the pubic hair of a woman

"that shieet be so tizzight, i had to leave the girl a grass stain."

grass stain by miguelacutty June 9, 2007

hedgeclippers 

similar to the scissors for females, this is where two men enlock legs and grind.

"jesus christ. that was hideous. hedgeclippers? id watch it again."

hedgeclippers by miguelacutty June 9, 2007