fertada

A Fertada is someone is a few steps behind the average person. A full-on tard.

I talked to Sam about where the meeting was, don't listen to Sam, he's a Fertada, the guy is clueless.

by Reginald Fairfield May 4, 2016

salchichas fiesta

n.
"sausage fest"

Our substitue teacher came in the door, hand at a 45 degree angle with a crotch wedgie from his short-shorts, and I just turned to my friend Adam and said, "Dude, this has officialy become a salchichas fiesta."

by Ian Suri May 16, 2006

Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

When an individual with Down-syndrome loses his/her shit, and proceeds to annihilate anything in reach with a hammer of some sort.

Did you see the news today?

Fuck the news.

Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?

by Sodomy boy June 28, 2010

Fiesta Spider

The cute but vicious spider that's featured in many of the later Lol-Comics. It always wears a sombrero and loves Mexican food and if you bring it Chinese food, it will be upset. Often times, even when it's being flushed down a drain, it will yelp out "Fiesta!".

Dude, did you see that spider?! That was crazy...it was wearing a sombrero and it ate all my Mexican food! It looks like it doesn't want anything to do with your Chinese food. I think I heard it say "Fiesta!" too when it was going after my Mexican food! I'm going to call it the "Fiesta Spider"!

by izcool October 29, 2011

bmw fiesta

The new shape Mini, especially and including the new Mini Cooper S.

I was at a mini show, and was running a competition where you guess the number of ballons in the mini (old shape), the prize was a radio controlled model of a Brand New BMW Mini Cooper S. Bearing in mind that this was an old shape mini show, and all of these fans hate the new mini, several people made quite nasty comments, the nicest was "It's a BMW Fiesta!"

by Mr Sleeze (Cheese) July 13, 2006

Fierah

An incredibly gorgeous, genius, and talented girl who doesn't stop talking. Very loving but also very loud. Anything she pursues she will achieve and nothing will stand in her way.

Look at Fierah! She is amazing at anything she does!

by aclifford March 25, 2013

Festering Fiesta

A name given to a rusty old claptrap Ford Fiesta. An alternative to 'Uncle Fester The Fiesta'. The name is a spoof of Uncle Fester (Fester Adams) from the Adams Family who is portrayed to be stupid, old and ugly.

Guy 1: Hey dude, the Fiesta failed it's MOT, guess it's time to scrap the pile of junk
Guy 2: Ohh dude,. I'm gonna miss the festering fiesta

by ScrappingMyFiesta June 15, 2011