festive green

A plant-derived illegal substance used in a party, such as marijuana.

Hey dude, I got us some festive greens!

by veggieduck September 24, 2006

festive season

Festy. Anything that is totally gross, or very unpleasent to view or smell.

Guy 1 "Check out that fatty!"
Guy 2 "That shit is festive season"

by MiddleFingers January 19, 2007

festivefart

farting after someone else farted and blaming it on them

Jim: *farts* Excuse me! >.<
John: Nasty! *farts*
John: again?
Jim: It wasn't me!
Jo: Wow, you are such a festivefart, John!

by Spiritology December 13, 2014

festive peanuts

A fat guy who thinks hes the shit 24/7

How are you doing man?
Im good thanks, Like always

Fuck hes a festive peanuts

by pussyslayer6969lol August 8, 2017

festive whiffs

Getting of your face on cocaine

You ready for festive whiffs

by Whiff head May 9, 2018

Festive back

When as a Christmas treat a person decorates their back with decorations for their partner to enjoy and add to if they wish.

H wrapped tinsel and placed baubles on her back so that T could add decorations over it from behind... very merry Christmas and a festive back

by Hendoandcezmondo December 14, 2018

festive slutting

a person who goes round begging for a shag during christmas time. hopping for some festive joy.

did you see that women last night, she was festive slutting.

by danielmartin2006 December 24, 2019