fertilitext

Productive writing style.

Gimme fertilitext any day.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Febilizer

Someone who is very weak

Mate you’re such a febilizer

by anonymous December 13, 2020

fartilize

A.k.a. "poopsie-oppsie". Refers to where you thought you were just gonna pass "HEET" --- i.e., "dry gas" --- but instead included some organic crop-nutrients in da bargain.

Horses are known to frequently fartilize their surroundings, due to both their high-fiber diet, and their not knowing about basic etiquette.

by QuacksO April 18, 2021

Fartalizer

Any food or drink that helps you grow farts. Foods that make one fart.

Your mother's beans are some of the best Fartalizer around, one bowl and I am farting all day long.

by Mike the tolerant one August 30, 2021

Fertilization

You put your lips together in an interlocking dance, while one member of the party spits and gags up their own egg into their partner's mouth womb. At that moment, the other participating fertilizee will fertilize the egg before relocating the now fertilized egg into their mouth womb and back into the egg chamber

Person A: Let's partake in Fertilization
Person B: Daddy Chill

by Chaostoad July 1, 2022

fetalizer

A form of fertilizer however made out of aborted fetuses

I am going to use this fetalizer for my garden.

by CumCheese June 7, 2023

Fertiloser

A chronic loser with an extra short life expectancy.

Hamas is breeding generations of fertilosers to enrich the soil of Palestine.

by Michael Zeleny June 16, 2024