Fernando

Mexican guy who is about 5 foot 9, very handsome, smart, and just all-around perfect. Girls with names that start with the letter B always love him and want to suck him off, and other girls also look to him constantly.

"Hey look at the guy pulling all the girls!"
"That's Fernando"

by JustLol November 19, 2022

fernandoing

The action of acting like a Fernando. That is, being sexy and having the best pp ever.

Person 1: Lucy told me that her boyfriend was fernandoing her yesterday.

Person 2: Oh really? She must've enjoyed it a lot!

by guesswhoduuude April 15, 2021

Fernando

A nice soccer player who plays for Hoboken high school. Superb guy. Wears two shirts daily. Over 200 pounds 100% of the time. Fernando can be used for anything in any sentence, in any occasion.

Mom -"Hey how you doing today? "
Me - Oh Fernando basically

by Offvalen October 21, 2018

Fernando

my dick… i mean Fernando’s dick is big asf. he eats da cat like a monsta. meows sometimes. can’t talk to girls but meows a lot.

yo what uppp gay gang it’s Fernando

by berryoblue July 21, 2022

Fernando

The only thing bigger that his heart is his cock.

"omg I love Fernando"

by taff0101 April 25, 2020

Fernando

A sexy wiener hotdog who is amazing and is so hot!

Fernando is so hot and so yummy.

by aodie7 March 25, 2019

Fernando

Fernando invented geometry. He is the sorcerer of math… he invented my teacher, Mr Wienert with a box of scraps. He invented the modern calculator, and wrote the Bible.

I hate doing my Fernando homework today.

by aGiftedHotDog April 7, 2022