Femoidology

An impossible study to understand the femoid brain. Since the beginning of time, men have been trying to figure out how the femoid brain works, but to know the femoid’s brain is an impossible task, and would lead to godly all-knowing powers unfit for any being.

Bro 1: Yo Bro, I’ve been trying to study femoidology in my spare time.

Bro 2: You’re wasting your time Bro.

Bro 1: Dude, her ex cheated on her twice when they dated years ago and Now she’s confused on whether she wants him or not. What the hell is wrong with her??
Bro 2: Have you looked into femoidology? You’ll find your answers there.

by DustierPond3 September 3, 2019

Femocrite

A female that demands to be treated equally but is quite willing to revert to "old-fashioned values" when it is convenient. i.e.:

- expecting the guy to be the one to screw up the courage to approach her.

- letting the man pay when the cheque arrives.

- moving furniture and other heavy things.

She was very vocal about equality of the sexes but turned into a femocrite when she had to get her boyfriend to kill a spider she found in the bathtub.

by Tom Burns August 30, 2008

Femolly Jonbomb

The act of one person(usually a female, or "femolly") sitting on the lap of another person and defecating through their open legs into a toilet. Variations include the substitution of a toilet for a person's face, or small animal.

"This is the last straw. Go get yo' girlfriend, we're going to femolly jonbomb on his face."

"I was thinking we could spice up our sex life. Let's try a femolly jonbomb after dinner tonight."

by TheDeej February 13, 2008

femotional

Female emotional need to get constantly angry, upset, or sad at stupid shit; usually brought on by menstrual cycle.

I just asked if you wanted something to eat; why the hell are you being so femotional?

by Rober Larson January 19, 2008

femotion

Women believing they have some feelings but the actually havent

It's not real emotion. It's femotion

by futejia May 24, 2008

Femocrisy

Femocrisy, derived from "feminist hypocrisy", is the act of claiming to be seeking equality for all, whilst actually only campaigning to correct inequalities which disadvantage women.

Also applied to cases where feminists accept the advantages gained by feminism, but still expect to keep the pre-feminist advantages that work in their favour.

In an excellent example of femocrisy, she told her boyfriend that young women now earn more than young men, then left him to pay the bill.

by See both sides May 31, 2014

Femophilia

n. A paraphilia described as a obsession with seeing feminine traits applied to a male or masculine individual. Femophilia is most common when being applied to male individuals that already express a cute or youthful appearance and/or personality.

"Raymond looks so cute in that maid outfit. uwu"
"Dude, wth? You have femophilia!"

by Anon7650 January 10, 2022