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feldman

(n.) A messy accident on a floor or other surface consisting of bodily fluids as a result of pornography shoots or other socially unacceptable behavior.
Attention. Cleanup required for a feldman in aisle 12. Feldman in aisle 12.
by requiett November 11, 2009
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fedangle

1) The position of squatting over one's acquaintance and gently resting your testicles on their nose. 2) Another word for oral sex.
Guy 1: Yeah I totally fedangle'd her yesterday.

Guy 2: No way man, she just took it?
by goldstriker999 October 13, 2010
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Femanist

A guy who actively sticks up for women and their rights whenever he can in an attempt to get ass. Sometimes they even act like huge cockblockers.

Femanists are usually men who usually don't have much luck with women. And they resort to sympathizing with them as another means of getting in their pants.
I was going to take this hot chick at my work to dinner, but this stupid femanist who works with me told her behind my back that she shouldn't let me decide for her. Because of him no dinner.
by joe725 October 3, 2008
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Feldmanism

Performing general acts of jewshbaggery in all actions of your everyday life. The leader of this awful cult is davefeldman and he must be destroyed for creating this ultimate evil.
Room 405 hates all those that practice the dark arts of Feldmanism.
by 405Stinky May 5, 2005
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femanon

1. a type of double nigger that can be found in groups of over 9000.
2. idunnolol
3. no girls on the internets. gb2/kitchen/
Anon 1: Is that you, Femanon?
Anon 2: No, that's a double nigger.
Anon 3: No, it's a girl!
Anon 2: WTF no girls on teh internets! TITS OR GTFO!
Common Misspellings: trap
by An Onn February 5, 2008
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Feldman Scheme

A dishonest or disingenuous attempt at using crowdsourcing to extort money from people, especially fans and supporters.
That former child star pulled a Feldman Scheme on their fans!
by NamesNOTransom June 11, 2018
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fermani tickle

fermani tickle is when during a prostate exam, the doctor tickles you inside you with his finger.
Kenny, ever since that doctor gave me the fermani tickle during my prostrate exam, i’ve been scarred to go back.
by Mikeal Cabute August 21, 2018
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