felationado

Someone who excels in the art of felatio. A combination of "felatio" and "aficionado."

Damn, that girl is so un-Elizabeth. She's a fuckin' felationado!

by Big Vi May 10, 2005

automo-fellatio

What they refer to in the Kings of Leon song "Sex on Fire"

The dark of the alley/The breaking of day/The head while I'm driving/I'm driving

If you listen closely front singer Caleb Followill says "head while I'm driving", referring to automo-fellatio.

by Cummy worm August 12, 2010

Frag 'n Felatio

The act of getting your dick sucked while playing Call of Duty.

Last night was the best, I got Frag 'N Felatio and owned on Search and Destroy.

by Latenights. April 4, 2010

Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome

condition of the jaw and surrounding structures, causing pain and dysfunction in the muscles that control jaw movement, resulting from excessive indulgence in performing oral sex on men and/or other male species.

Doctor: "Not to worry Mrs. Johnson, the test results show that it's only Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome, not a fractured vertabra as you feared. I'll be delicate in my report so as not to alert Mr. Johnson of what a freak you are."

by cyclopath July 28, 2015

corporate fellatio

A politically correct workplace word for the act of metaphorically sucking one's boss's dick (or strap-on) or going well out of one's way to get a promotion, raise, day off, ect. that is beyond normal brown-nosing.

Hey man, Terry's in the Director's office performing some corporate fellatio again. Let's see if he wipes off his mouth when he comes out.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 18, 2020

The Galactic Federation

Also called the Galactic Federation of Light, and the Galactic Federation of Planets, is an alliance formed millions of years ago between the Lyrans, The Arcturians, Pleiadians, Sirians, and other Star nations to fight the Reptilians. It's similar to the United Nations on Earth. The Galactic Federation, We are helping Earth ascend and humanity and also through reincarnating in human bodies and spreading light and fighting the cabal/deep state through light.

The Galactic Federation of Light is helping humanity

by t00c00lforscho00l March 22, 2022

felatio

Oral sex performed on a man.

Jamie performed felatio on Billy

by Harrassio Martinez May 3, 2004