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Fartuation

When two individuals fart so much that they have to evacuate the room that they are in to avoid the terrible stench of their farts mixing.
Jimmy: What happened in there?!
Burt: There was a fartuation!
by esmeroars October 8, 2011
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Fartphone Zombie

Somebody who uses their "smart"-phone for system-critical activities,

without realizing they can be observed through their fartphone 24/7/365.
Also a synonym for smartphone zombies, who are isolating themselves from
their physical surroundings and don't realize anymore what's going on around
them, because they are so submerged in the cloud matrix enslaving their souls.
Fartphone zombies really try to organize an coup d'état from their

fartphones, guaranteeing their surveillance by the state 24/7/365.
by How Be February 14, 2017
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Fartthodical

Systematic efficient or well planned fart.

A Flatulation contemplation..
"That fools Fartthodical as hell, he told me he's been holdin that one since yesterday! "
by FuzzyCooterBoots June 6, 2018
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fartato

Fartato (Noun.) is used to describe chubby cats whose look like a potato and fart like a truck driver.
Commonly used to describe people who's this way as well.
My fartato can't stop farting
by Alex the Pony May 30, 2019
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Fartatosis

Hey i just fartedddd hey fartatosis kid!
by dooruh the explorer September 7, 2020
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Fartatorium

A safe place in any house to release flatulence from your stinky buttox.
Also considered ones bed due to the mass amount of farts it receives.
Child: "oh man, I have to fart.
Mom: "groooossss, I swear I had girls! Go use the fartatorium."
by SouthpawHunter91 March 7, 2021
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fapathon

you fap till you flop
dave has done a fapathon before he flopped
by cuckechese69 May 14, 2021
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