farquad

a sudden jizz

i just farquaded in my pants

by jimbo jim bob March 22, 2017

Farrah

A smart, beautiful, talented girl with a great sense of humor and a heart of gold. She knows how to make people laugh and is guaranteed to bring out the best in others. Farrah is the best person to have by your side. If you're fortunate enough to fall in love with her, you won't be able to imagine being with anyone else. But beware of a Farrah... one kiss and you're hooked for good.

Guy: Dude, what happened to you?
Dazed Boy: Idk man, Farrah came up to me and kissed me. I can't stop smiling!
Guy: Lucky! I wish Farrah would kiss me.

by Phireste September 11, 2012

farguas

The name of a mythical creature in portuguese lore. Also can be used in modern text to describe a large portuguese man.

The corinthians feared the birth of the Farguas for fear he would dominate their tribe.

by englishteacherSacremento March 25, 2009

farquaad

Used to describe a person of short stature who generally acts like a dick. Usually a male in some sort of authoratative position. Named after the character from Shrek.

Man, things sure have gotten shitty around here since Farquaad got promoted to manager.

by Spongyblue May 2, 2006

Farrah

1. One with Fair hair. 2. A female who's beauty can only be matched by the night sky on a clear night from a mountain top. 3. A female brave enough to stand up and look a killer in the eyes without fear. 4. A female genetically engineered to be perfect in every way, so that all other females have something to strive to be. 5. A photo of Farrah will always resemble a goddess with long blonde hair, a beautiful smile, and a body that can put men into a trance.

6. A sexual beast who's unbelievable appetite can only be satisfied by a nearly lethal dose of KEVIN See KEVIN

Oh my god! I've never seen the solar system look so Farrah. or..... I haven't had sex in over a year! I hope I don't run into a FARRAH tonight, I don't think I could survive the encounter.

by fair.as.my.life January 19, 2015

Farrah'd

When you are a celebrity and you die but then a much bigger celebrity dies on the same day as you so no one cares.

Dominick Dunne and DJ AM totally got Farrah'd by Ted Kennedy

by juicinjul September 3, 2009

Farouq

Basicilly a kid with a huge cock. looks faboulous, smells awesome, and all the ladies want him and need him. Great at sports also. Great sense of humor.

Farouq is the best kidd ever i want him badly

by XBallaX2013 April 1, 2009