farfenflooger

a word that expresses great frustration or angerment

Oh farfenflooger! I ran out of toilet paper!

by MOoshkinana November 21, 2004

faffe

acronym: Fucking Around For Fucking Ever.

"I went home to change my clothes and ended up faffe-ing for over 2 hours."

by RowdyRose September 15, 2014

farfrompoopin'

another word for constipation. Useually done in the bathroom or in the woods.

Ethan:"How do u say constipation in German?"
Troy:"I don't know. What is it?"
Ethan:"farfrompoopin'"(laughter)

by Agent Moose March 31, 2006

faff

Fucking Around for Fucking Forever

Stop faffing and get down here, we haven't got all day.

He spends most of his day faffing, eating and sleeping. Nothing particularly useful.

by smartnut007 September 4, 2013

farfigtubin

the act by which a kid or a kid-at-heart goes innertubing down a rough stream in the summer time, as explained by Hoagie Gilligan Jr. in Codename:Kids Next Door

"Wow! I just got back from farfigtubin and I am DIZZY!!!

by Ben Farrell April 16, 2008

farfa

To decribe a female who from a distance appears attractive, but as she draws near, becomes increasingly less attractive.

Man...that girl is a farfa! She looks good from afar, but is far from good!

by Adam Lang November 18, 2006

faff [faffer]

Brit to spend your time doing a lot of unimportant things instead of the thing you should be doing

I wish you'd stop faffing about and do something useful! Cambridge International Dictionary of Phrasal Verbs

by Nina24 June 30, 2005