Fartled

Startled by a fart, so much so that you jump or start at the sound (not the smell)

Dude, I fartled my cat and she jumped 2 feet off the couch.

I was totally fartled that she would do that in a nice restaurant.

by mpenni1 November 13, 2011

farble

Cheap, fake laminate or veneer that resembles marble; faux marble.

I thought the countertops were top notch granite, but sadly they are farble.

by David Mann January 7, 2017

Fargle

A Fargle is when you accidentally Fart whilst Gargling. One should be careful not to inhale whilst fargling, leaving a taste reminiscent of hard boiled eggs in mouth. That would be gross, knowing it is NOT eggs you're tasting.

Ooofff!! That was one greezy Fargle!

by JTB56 March 17, 2014

Farleyfied

1. To satisfy an old lady with great service.

2. To pleasure an old lady uncontrollably.

3. To leave young women feeling violated.

Holy shit I've just been Farleyfied!!!

'Lady walks out of a room all hot and flustered' - I've just been Farleynated

by kaardon July 27, 2011

farkle

accessory.

The word is generally accepted to mean a combination of "function" and "sparkle", hence, farkle.

Motorcycle enthusiasts may install accessories, called farkles (also spelled farkel), to customize their machine.

One source attributes the term to Pete Wells, the organizer of a 1997 Honda ST1100 rally
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The term is well known in the sport touring community.

An enthusiast may be in the process of "farkling". The completed motorcycle would be all "farkled up". Radar detectors, Global Positioning System receivers, heated grips, and satellite radios are some of those farkles. Other accessories could be aftermarket seats, side and/or top cases or bar risers, which make the motorcycle more suitable for long miles.

F.A.R.K.L.E. -- Fancy Accessory Really Kool Likely Expensive

by Roy Harp July 20, 2006

farklempt

Yiddish meaning choked up or not feeling good was often used in Saturday night life by Mike Myers is "Coffee talk"

"Oy, i'm getting a little farklempt, talk amongst yourselfs, i'll give you a topic, Rhode Island neither a road of an island Disscus!"

by Alex February 13, 2003

fartle

verb; to startle oneself with flatulence, to wake up due to one's own undexpected fart, fart + startle = fartle

While napping, my dog, Fido, fartled himself and wondered where that sound and smell had come from.

by dannyboykc November 21, 2010