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A synonym to cool, dope, lit, etc.
Have you heard excision's new track? It's fapple af!
Fapple by theangrygriffin March 11, 2023

Fapple Juice 

When one, or many, ejaculate into somebody's apple juice prior to them drinking it by fapping. Usually performed by men, but on rare occasions by stealthy women.
Jackson hung above the school cafeteria in the nude for hours upside down, waiting for the perfect moment to engage in the craft and art of "Fapple Juice."
Fapple Juice by The Lehman January 17, 2011

Fapple sauce 

Sorry, I didn't mean to get fapple sauce all over your new sofa.
Fapple sauce by AtxAxLoss March 7, 2009

fapple pie 

It's the 2nd pie in the famous two for $1 deal at Mickey D's. After you've finished your entree and your 1st pie for dessert, open the box of the remaining pie and insert your penis. While securing the closed end of the pie box with your index and middle fingers, fuck the pie.
Elliot: "Let me have a number 3 with a coke and a couple of fapple pies...HOT!" Cashier: "You're going to fuck both of them?? My god you're a savage!! Elliot: "One for the ride home bitch."
fapple pie by Jaydubble October 30, 2017

Shitty Fapple 

When you have a shitty fapping session.
Ugh, everything's gone wrong today. I even had a shitty fapple today. Why can't I live in peace.

Apple Fapple 

When a male ejaculates into an apple pie before it's baked.
My boy Derek made some tasty ass Apple Fapple yesterday.
Apple Fapple by NLferdiNL August 8, 2016