Flappers

When a girls vagina is really straggly and flaps around all flag-like.

"Uuuh, I feel uncomfortable changing in front of other people.."
"Don't worry, we won't make fun of you!"
"Hmmm, okay!"
*pulls pants and underwear off*
"Daaaamn gurl! That's one STRAGGLY vagina!"
"Yeah, they're REAL flappers!"

by TotallyChicken December 19, 2013

Fappertisement

Advertisement that could be used for fap material.

The lingerie section of Sears, JC Penney, and Kmart found in the Sunday newspaper was the best fappertisement for a young man.

Between that and the comics, my hands were busy before/during/after church.

by Dr Drainage September 2, 2014

Fapperoni

Masturbating with such ferocity that your penis resembles a raw, reddish stick of cured meat sausage.

I took a sick day at work which turned into a fapperoni party, and now I think I should get some ointment.

by The Unsightly bULGe September 12, 2014

Burning Fapper

Someone who throws up all over themselves and uses the vomit as lube to get a burning sensation from the stomach acid while also masturbating.

Kieth, get off my couch, you burning fapper.

by Breast Thong November 9, 2012

Shower fapper

Someone who takes multiple, abnormally long showers every day to hide that he/she masturbates.

"Why is jack allways in the shower?
"Oh, he's just a shower fapper"

by dis_is_spoorder_man September 22, 2016

Hentai Fapper Supreme

A title given to one who has mastered the art of masturbating to hentai

Person #1: "I've trained my whole life and now I'm finally a 'Hentai Fapper Supreme'"
Person #2: "Cool"

by IJerkOffToAnime October 26, 2018

Fapper

This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping. A Fapper is someone who spends a part his day fapping. The Fapper probably faps at least twice a day. Of the three levels of fapping, a Fapper is the lowest level. This is a person you should avoid shaking the hand of some of the time.

Dude 1: "Stop spending all your time fapping!"
Dude 2: "I don't, Dude 1, I am just an average regular Fapper.
Fap-a-saurus Rex: "Wanna arm wrestle?"

by Dash Random October 27, 2010