Fappertunity

An opportunity that arises when all everyone has left the house and you are alone to yourself with a set amount of time to enjoy an uninterrupted fapping session.

The wife and kids are off to the market today, I have exactly 64 minutes for this fappertunity.

by leviticusthewise April 2, 2024

Yapperoni Pizza

when you ask somebody a simple question, but instead they end up going off topic and talking nonsense.

all i did was ask her what her favorite thing to do is, then she started talking about her past trauma told her i didnt order a Yapperoni Pizza

by Zacharythebest November 29, 2024

Yapperoni

A person who is excessively sharing information about him/her self, often not realising that and going into great extent to describe or discuss about a situation mainly of social and everyday life issues, without being asked to.
Linked into the favourite topping of pizza aka Pepperoni

Him: Hey, did you order yet?
Her: No, I couldn’t decide what to order and I actually started thinking about yesterday, when I ordered food and I accidentally didn’t tip the delivery driver and I felt so embarrassed.But tbh I don’t think I have to tip every time since I am student and I can’t afford it. What’s your opinion?

Him: I just asked if you ordered yet, you are such a Yapperoni, you know that?

by largepizzapepperoni3 May 26, 2025

paolo falleroni

Italian mechanical engineer and beekeeper, Born in Riccione, Italy, in 1966.

Falleroni honey Is made by mechanic enginner Paolo falleroni

by Vulca January 19, 2020

The Fappening

The sounds of bare footsteps on solid ground that you hear before getting gang raped.

"It's over Colby, I hear the fappening."

by Frosty Stevenson February 22, 2022

The Fappening

Being spun, horny and exhausted from being awake for the past 3 days masterbating that you fall out in the middle of fapping and wake up with your hand still in your pants

"what happened to you last night? We were supposed to meet up ."..... " sorry, it was...... THE FAPPENING!

by anonymous December 29, 2023