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Falcon Punch

Act of Epicly punching something/someone, usually setting them on fire, or having your fist on fire during the punch.
Also, 110% abortion.
Person 1:Hey, man, can I talk to you?
Person 2: Falcon Punch!!!
*Person 1 is now a pile of ash, or just flew off team rocket style.*
by TehTy December 27, 2009
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Falcon Punch

1. Trademark move of Captain Falcon from the Super Smash Bros game, first seen in F-Zero series.

2. When you are about to finish, you punch their anus forcefully, trying to get as much in as possible, while yelling "FALLLLCOOOOOOONNNN PUUUUUUUNCHHHHHHH!!!!"
1. Did you see me pwn that link asshole? You dont fuck with the falcon punch man.

2. So i was finishing up with Jenny last night and totally falcon punched her. She was so pissed she tried limping after me.
by Filashme February 10, 2008
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FALCON PUNCH

A move that Captain Falcon(f-zero series) uses in which deals a great deal of damage to the opponent.A fiery falcon appears when the move is used, hence the name"Falcon Punch!"
It is not a teen pregnancy solution. It is just a very powerful punch.
C.F:You better not get back up on this stage!
Link:Hyaah(up b)
C.F:That's it!FALCON PUNCH!
Link:AAAHH!
Announcer: GAME
by 07 Pilot Captain Falcon March 30, 2008
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Falcon Punch

The sexual act of forcefully inserting a clenched fist, knuckles first, into a sexual orifice. Often this act is performed simultaneously in both the vaginal and anal cavities.
Tiara expressed her disappointment in Jerome's 3-inch cock. Jerome's retaliatory "Falcon Punch" left Tiara only desiring the smallest of penises.
by Captain_Falcon! January 24, 2009
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When you aim for a persons nose during a fight
Kyle: Hey, did you see the fight in Gym with James and Connor?
Friend: No, What Happened
Kyle: James Falcon Punched Connor In The Nose
by funnypeople08 December 6, 2019
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releasing an earth shattering punch into your significant others asshole during sex
"Dude you seen josh lately?"
"Nah, heard chris gave him the falcon punch during sex the other day, don't think he'll be walkin' for a while"
by twiggley December 6, 2016
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Falcon punch

A uber-powerful punch that will smear anyone hit by it across the wall and is so powerful that it can bend space fabric time or whatever and to make it even better is occasionally covered or coated in awesomesauce.
Doing one melee in halo 3 and magically killing five people is about one ten trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion times infinity infierior to a single Falcon punch. And thats without awesomesauce....
by racerbob October 24, 2009
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