Failroad

Specifically a poorly ran Railroad, as if the entire management staff was hand picked from educationally challenged, socially awkward basement dwellers who like to play with toy trains.

Sorry, you must of misheard, I work for the failroad and I am at the mercy of the handicapped version of Oceans 11

by Super Dave's hotrod June 18, 2011

fairport

A suburb of Rochester, New York. Its a cool place.

That a-to-the-n-to-the-faggot-ass-douchebag has obviously never been to fairport before.

note: fuck you atothendizzle, you gay motherfucking prick

by Time89 December 22, 2004

Fairport

A place populated almost purely by white people, who think that they're better than everyone else. The town of Rush-Henrietta is their rival.

oh my gosh look at all those white people in fairport

by hmmcool May 4, 2011

Fairport

aka. Fagport, town where a bunch of stuck up fags live

Who lives in Fagport(Fairport)? FAGS!!

by dfh September 13, 2007

Failaphobia

Fear of failing because you might just end up on fail blog

Dude you hear that mikes not coming out of his house today because hes developed a failaphobia

by Cpl AGENT 47 June 27, 2009

failpig

Epic fail/fail but worse and more insulting

Boy gets rejected by popular girl
Mate: 'failpig. just failpig.'

by twi-hard707 April 11, 2010

failplay

to fail so spectacularly at foreplay one is required to portmanteau the two words into one.

He demonstrated some spectacular failplay, and she left in a hurry.

by That Random Chick June 14, 2010