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Feather Merchant

In popular jargon of the US Marine Corps:

a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.

b. a person assigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;

c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;

d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the Department of Defense or a government contractor.
Private Smith: Have you seen Private Jones lately?
Corporal Hardass: Nope, he's disappeared from work detail again today but when I catch up with our resident feather merchant, I'm gonna knock him on his ass.
by JoeDonethat November 16, 2010
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Father mocker

The closest you can get to cursing without actually cursing. Derogatory term for almost anything. Doesn't apply to certain breeds of dogs.
Jon: Did you hear Kelly say father mocker in math today? I thought Mr. Keats was going to explode!

Freida: Yah, but everyone knows Mr. Keats is an ass.

Jon: Yah, he is.
by Jeremykl August 29, 2009
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Bear Grylls: And there we go. Robert's your father's brother or, Bob's your uncle.
by M@//O December 3, 2010
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fatherless endeavors

When some one partakes in an act that would not have even crossed their mind had there been a father to raise them
Emily got a train run on her by the football team because of a lack of father in her life. Thus she has enacted fatherless endeavors
by Ed wuncler the third July 11, 2021
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Father-Zone

The act of not only achieving friend-zone status with a desirable female, but completely overshooting the friend-zone right into the Father-zone.

This is due to extreme White-Knighting.

Especially common if said female has severe daddy-issues.
"She told me I was her father figure." "Dude, you got FATHER-ZONED."
by darkshwan August 14, 2012
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Father

The guy who went for milk!
Hey where’s my father?
He went for milk 16 years ago.
by Levinrhoads November 27, 2019
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fat father syndrome

Some girls like fat guys because their fathers were fat. So you play on that. It's the Fat Father Syndrome- the F.F.S.
Brendon: Fat Father Syndrome?
Coach: Yeah- girls have fat fathers, all right?
Brendon: Mhm.
Coach: So when you're fat, you remind girls of their father.
Brendon: Right.
Coach: Done deal.
by Emmy M January 17, 2012
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