man facial

The act of rubbing another mans jizz on your face and claiming you had a man facial

Matt went to have a massage and Sven ended up giving him a man facial

by w3rdwigga September 26, 2018

femdom facial

Dominant woman forcing man to cum on his own face

A femdom facial is where the female instructs the male to prop himself upside down so his penis is above his mouth and she masturbates him until he cums onto his own face or open mouth. This is sometimes done while she fingers him or while pegging

by horny poster May 30, 2014

Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

by zacon November 29, 2003

fact Jack

A statement that is true in the absolute sense, and will not even tolerate a discussion.

Origin: the cinematic masterpiece Stripes.

General: Are you telling me that you men finished your training on your own?

Soldier: That's a fact Jack!

Additional Soldiers: That's a fact Jack!

by frisco3 April 22, 2008

Facial Filter

A form of facial control one wishes they had because their facial reaction gives away their true feelings before they get a chance to speak.

If only he turned on his facial filter when she asked if her dress made her look too fat.

R.I.P John.

by Karma14 April 23, 2011

Facading

Acting like someone you're not.

Hey, we all know you're facading!

by Zuma Maeve March 23, 2017

tish fact

'tish fact' - a spurious, often fictitious piece of information stated as 'fact' that has little relation to reality, no background and often dismissed out of hand. Directly related to Aatish 'Tish' Pattni's continual statements of fact that serve only to support his argument or current beliefs whilst attempting to either outwit or out-knowledge another 'friend' or member of staff in the office during open debate.

A good example of a 'tish fact' or something that could well be called as such would be to issue a statement without 100% knowing if it is true, then being immediately corrected by a peer only to retort with a similarly farcical background piece of information to support the original fallacy. This could be seen as the opposite of 'digging oneself out of a hole', or rather to make a social 'hole' bigger by continuing to support an argument with lies or further embarrassing statements. Best avoided.

Example:
Person 1: "The lunar landings took place in 1978"
Person 2: "No, Apollo 11 landed on the moon in July 1969"
Person 1: "No it was definitely 1978 as Neil Armstrong is a distant relation of mine"

Person 1 has committed him/herself to a line of argument that they cannot support or realise they may have said in error, but only served to compound with a second statement of complete crap! Tish Fact!

by Cheetaz4ever February 18, 2014