facetard

someone with a retarded looking face. hence, facetard. can also be used as a verb, as in making someones face completely retarded

dude, tom's such a facetard

I like to facetard random people in photoshop.

by TheRman0 October 6, 2008

facepan

Rather than facepalm, a reaction of hitting yourself in the face, it is hitting yourself (or, someone else) in the face with a frying pan.

Varun does something dumb. *facepans Varun*

by lilbec February 24, 2011

FACEMAN

#1 One who is two faced and can never be trusted. #2 One who will steal his employer's welder ,then sell it to a person he says is a friend,then tell his employer who has it. #3 One who will say he never seen your wallet with $600.00 dollars cash in it even when you actually see your wallet on the car seat as you close the door and he is driving away quickly! #4 One who acts like he is not afraid to "Handle the situation" during phone conversations or sending a email,but in fact he is terrified of the one day he is gonna get tossed like a rag-doll.

"FACEMAN" when someone is calling you on the crap that you pulled in the past,and says that you need to "Be a man,and do the right thing!" your mommy pokes her head into the garage and says "Is everything OK out here?" you say "I can't stand tweakers." Although, the biggest tweaker in the world is yourself.

by vestlooksnice May 9, 2011

facebang

When you bang someones face

Dood he wanted to facebang him

by InternetY2K April 17, 2012

facepanty

A man or woman driving a car alone wearing covid mask.

You never see any Facepanty driving cars w/trump stickers on them.

by jerk store June 8, 2021

facegank

verb, facegank

- verb
To gang up on someone on Facebook.

alt.
To post on someone's Facebook wall/send them a message and then delete your profile so they can't message you back.

Man, I pissed off this chick and her friends massively faceganked me. They posted millions of naked midget wrestling clips on my superwall.

by StuntDouble June 16, 2008

facerant

The art of monotonous ranting on your wall post. To the point that normal people's eyes glaze over while reading it. The content is so mind - numbing that everyone wonders if the writer is from earth.

An example of a facerant is ...

"Progress is hindered by subpar computer. Believe it is an appropriate time to strengthen the "tech" economy, and purchase something up to date. The faded letters of my keyboard bear the illustrious act of loyalty to this younger commitment. Five years is substantial right? So fatigued. I feel cheap."

by Ladi Di July 9, 2009