facelift

facelift or creampie is where one jizzes in anothers face while sleeping on fully awake

duffy:ZZZzzzzZZZZzz
kabe:haha hell yea whatch this "plat plat"
duffy:ewww gross all over my face
kabe:ha yea i just gave you a facelift

by gotier boy June 30, 2009

turf lodge facelift

Turf Lodge is a low income social housing estate in west belfast. A turf lodge facelift is a girl with her hair pulled back into the tightest of ponytails which leaves her eyebrows where her scalp line used to be.

She may also have 3 kids to different dads, false tan, smokin a regal kingsize, and runnin about in pyjamas until her dole check comes in

Similair to Croydon facelift

Check out the turf lodge facelift on that bitch. Her ponytail is so tight, she looks feline

by drew23ski October 17, 2009

supa-cula-fagelistic-expela-douch-bag

slut, whore, me, bitch, stuck up, idiot, dip shit, emo hater, monkey mans, banana peels, cunts, people who don't lyk coffee and the most amazing fraze from the awesomest show ever The Wedge!

chick1: OMG, meg is such a supa-cula-fagelistic-expela-douch-bag.

chick2: OMG, chick1 you are soo like, right, i mean just cos i got my wedding dress for lyk, 10 dollars from a oppshop, like, to her it means im like cheap, it still don't mean im a supa-cala-fagalistic-expela-douch-bag, do it?!

by ~*~ Sweet poisoN ~*~ August 20, 2006

facelifting

The act of posting a "doppleganger" picture on facebook who is much better looking than you could ever be.

"Wendy is really facelifting like crazy if she thinks her doppleganger is Kim Kardashian."

by FredSoxNation February 4, 2010

Hollywood Facelift

The sexual act of stretching the face then licking the eyes; the face should sag back to normal resembling a facelift of movie stars. This is a fetish act.

It sort of hurt when John gave me a Hollywood Facelift. But, I guess it wasn't as bad as a cleveland steamer.

by sweetpapa November 25, 2009

Rusty Facelift

When after having your knob up your girlfriends butt, you take it out and rub the pooey end on the wrinkles around her eyes. When it dries it has the same effect as a mudpack facelift.

My girlfriend was looking a bit haggard, so I gave her a Rusty Facelift.

by DannyShock August 1, 2007

Facelift

To remove someone as a friend from your FaceBook. Usually a one sided, spontaneous act done out of anger or extreme hurt. Sometimes done by someone trying to hide from their past. The facelifter will go on to regret the action.

Girl: Did you know that Joe and Mary were together at the malt shop on Friday after school?

Boy: No. Mary gave me my letter sweater back, so I Facelifted her.

by S_Cordiner February 4, 2010